January 2009
56 posts
“Last night, I drank so much I African-Americaned out.”
– Zach Galifianakis
“I failed kindergarten, because I couldn’t spell my last name.”
– Zach Galifianakis
WatchThe Ass ‘n Balls Show, from Zach’s time with Will Ferrell’s Comedy Tour.
“Well, yeah, it doesn’t really allow my dice to roll, and by...”
– Zach Galifianakis, Out Cold
“I want to open up a maternity shop and call it ‘We’re Fucked’.”
– Zach Galifianakis
“When you look like I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at...”
– Zach Galifianakis
WatchZach Galifianakis on The Michael Showalter Showalter
I keep forgetting I have this damn thing. Sorry.
exclamation: hiphopology:
Fu-Gee-La - The Fugees
WatchZach Galifianakis’ Comedy Central special, from 2005 (I think). You can see he’s still slowly shaking off his slightly more charismatic, TV-friendly persona from his VH1 talk show.
“Fucking boring! Seriously! Goddammit! This is a DVD! I need dinosaurs, thunder,...”
– Zach Galifianakis
“Did you see ‘Corky Romano’? Based on the Ray Romano story?”
– Zach Galifianakis
I finally added working comments. If you care.
WatchBrian Unger interviews Zach’s “brother,” Seth Galifianakis. (From the Purple Onion DVD.) These brilliant segments are also the origin of the “Fugees and Funyuns” name, FYI.
Zach's CollegeHumor interview →
“My headshot is a scratch-and-sniff. It smells like failure and onions.”
– Zach Galifianakis
WatchBetween Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Episode 1: Michael Cera
“Well, I just wish I was in a really cool show like ‘King of Queens.’...”
– Zach Galifianakis
“My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron… and a lot like Patrick...”
– Zach Galifianakis
“Did you ever wake up with an erection… and find yourself in a massage...”
– Zach Galifianakis
“Just saw the Spin Doctors in concert. They were covering their own material.”
– Zach Galifianakis
“Just saw the Pope on TV. Anyone else get nervous watching a German guy on a...”
– Zach Galifianakis
