Joaquin Phoenix, Zach Galifianakis called. He wants his fucking Zach...– Zach Galifianakis (via the comic’s comic) (via mtobey)
jeanbeauchamp: Greetings to my new followers, as well as old. This is a gift for all, from myself to yours. The Snuggler. “I am The Snuggler.”
Okay. How the hell did this tumblelog more than...
That’s, like, almost 70 new followers. What the hell happened? Did it make the radar?
I’m working on this new screenplay. It’s called Schindler’s List 2: Let’s Get...– Zach Galifianakis (via danhacker) (via theduty) (via lastdryshine)
Zach Galifianakis (featuring Fiona Apple) -...
At what age do you tell a highway it’s adopted?– zack galifianakis (via kevinnuut) (via dogganghappened) (via extremewhalerider) (via alexandralynn)
“I don’t have to fuck a cracker, do I?”
alexandralynn: Zach Galifianakis - Hut of Pain | Zach Galifianakis | Jokes.com
This guy said to me today, ‘Are you upset about the erection?’ Then,...– Zach Galifianakis
Dog Bites Man - Recording “C’mon and Get It (Up in Them Guts)”
Zach is in this trailer for Gigantic for barely one second. Nonetheless, it is a movie with Zach in it, and so it gets posted. Let’s hope they don’t waste his talents, in the film.
sometimes you gotta reach around and tug at it.
bringtheruckuss: - zachary.
Tairy Greene: The Thespian’s Moniker (from Tim & Eric Awesome Show Good Job!)
she had a crack baby / she had a crack, baby.
bringtheruckuss: - Zachary
This is my impersonation of a guy from Queens who likes cargo shorts: ‘Hey, are...– Zach Galifianakis (via chelseamoylan)
I would just like to request something; it’s this bit you used to do...– Zach Galifianakis (to Patton Oswalt)
eveholt: Promo for Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Season 4 (quad) OMG! Zach appearance! More Tairy Greene!